stuck at home again.everyone's either having tuition or studying.coun study cant concentrate now.reading the humour book my grandpa gave me on my birthday,heh super lame.here's a few:
hubby:everytime i get up in the morning and shave,i feel 10 years younger.
wife:then,why dont you shave before you go to bed?
there is this woman who calls her husband "henry".he's the eighth
recently in HK,mr Robert Currie married miss Sabrina Rice.now their friends say"lets have an indian meal with currie and rice"(heh abit racist la)
if you want a perfect stereo for your car,let your wife sit in front and your mother in law at the back.
have u heard of this man who took his mother in law to the zoo and threw her into the crocodile pool.he is now being sued by the spca for being cruel to the corocdiles.
wife:dear,this afternoon the big clock fell off the wall.a moment sooner,my mother in law would have been hit in the head and badly hurt.
husband:oh,my god!that clock has always been slow.
HAHA.think i'm going nuts alr.
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